similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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