i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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