if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
