sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
