There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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