dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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