well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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