I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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