Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You're like the curious george of whores
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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