erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I intend to get homeless drunk
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
dude. I can hear the air.
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