Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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