Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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