she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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