How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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