I wish I only lived at night.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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