Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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