How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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