me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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