that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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