Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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