i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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