dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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