Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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