Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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