hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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