There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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