No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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