it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
