Plan B is the new Plan A
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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