i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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