Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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