So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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