Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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