i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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