So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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