We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Randomize