I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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