You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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