party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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