So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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