gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Are we in a gay sports bar?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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