my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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