Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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