Welp...herpes.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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