5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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