That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize