her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Pooping to opera.
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