Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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