so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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