I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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