OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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