So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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